Word to da fans

Wow,been a while since I posted on this Lifeless blog ,all thanks to the fans.
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Fans:*glare at me*
Wha'?I'm kiddin' I lauv ya guyz,you rock.Well,most of you do.Half of you.Some of you.A few of you......
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er...I'M KIDDIN'....Or am I?!I am.Maybe I'm not.But I am.Of course,I could be lyin'.But then my left eye would've twitched 3 times.But it didn',Course it could've and I could be lyin' but no my left eye didn' twitch,or did it?No,it didn'.Maybe it did.
Fans:*walkin' away*
Me:*rips through the fabric of time to take them and tie them down and duct tape you down*
Silence it golden,duct tape is silver.
YOU CAN'T GET PAST A PHYCO CHIC!!!!
MWAHAHAHAH!!!
Welll...uhhh...that was it...carry on...
Have fun...
AND HAVE A NICE THANKSGIVIN'
8recieves a letter*
SPRING BREAK!!!

Me being me is apparently annoying to all.

You wanna know what I hate?Everything.Wait,I ment what I hate the most.So,lets do a instant replay.You wanna know what I hate the most?
Well,I have 5 things.
5.School
4.Life
3.Rachel
2.Homework
1.A+ sisters who happen to be goth,hate you,and think they're perfect.
So yeah,I just wasted a few seconds to tell you 4 things that don't matter cause I'm bored.
You know what,I hate preps and not knowin a language people talk in annoys the sh*t outta me,So add that right in there.I wasted more of your time!MWAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!I LOVE BEING ANNOYING!!What?Annoyin is fun :D
Anyway,This ahs nothin to do with it,I'm here to talk about other things.It's called:I just totally mislead you.I really am talking about annoying sisters.Or am I?!JK,I am.Unless I'm not.But I am.Unless I'm lying.Not likely.Unless I am.*ninja rolls out,rolls back in.*Sorry,forgot I have a blog to do,and hopefully this time without borin you to tears.
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Yeah,that's not gonna happen!*throws a paintball*
Dude,I got in trouble for that at school,I was bored so I played chess with this geek(Yes,I hate geeks,nerds,dorks,and norks I can dreal with,but not geeks)who had a chess board with him and I thought he was saying he had a buff chest so I told Austin and he challenged him to a fight,crushed some innocent soda can,and went all'Woo,See if you can handle it,Whooo,whoo,WHOOO'and effin leaves the classroom.So I play chess,kill 5 of my own color-thing,and then finally get bored,Austin walks back in to see me bitin it and throwing it had Mrs.Deeno head in my blind rage and they all have to stop me from breakin a window and running away with my the circus.............Yep,it has everything to do with my odd ways of gettin in trouble.
You know what?1I'm makin it a goal to one day actually post a...er...thingy...Whatever this is that actually stasys on topic without takin barley even a second to read.Time me,I'm goin for it!

I'm,like,one step form high,fo rizzle.

Like,OMG,You have,like,no idea what,like,happened to,like,me...Like,yeah.I was,like,doing my nails when this,like,dude came up to me and ,like,totally,like,went all rude and,like,then just walked,like,off,like,yeah.
Dude,that's what one of those twins,Maya and Ronda,would into their blogs.Talk about killing the word 'like'I mean,what did it ever do to them?!
Anyway,this is what a wannabe gangsta who's even more of a poser then other wannabe ganstas(WGWEMOAPTOWG)Wanna hear it?Yeah,I thought so,but I'm sayin it anyway....^_^
Yo,Angizzle in the hiz house for rizzle gonna make some serious sizzle in the dizzlin pizzle fo all my homies in the hood,fo sizzle.
Yeah,I just killed several people and I didn't even move a finger.Okay,I moved 6 of my fingers....I feel so weird for knowin that....
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Chinechellas are so soft(^_^)
Now...ANYONE WAN ORANGES?!I HAVE ORANGES!!!EAT MY ORANGES!!!*attacks reader with oranges until they eat it*
AND WOULD YOU PEOPLE JUST DO SOMETHING ALREADY?!

Right,so I don't really like pie.I've never even tasted pie.I mean...how could you taste soemthing that looks like it will attack you at any moment?!This kid at school said it's weird for girls to like pie AT All so I'm gonna try it just to tick him off :P
Anyway,I got off topic there.Why won't you guyz do anyhting?!Lazy a**es,I HATE YOU ALL!!!GO TO HELL AND BURN!!!
So,people think I'm weird and have no feelings cause I don't talk much,really I'm just in my own little world with unicorns eating flyin mushrooms and marshmellow vampires being robbed by orphans and plooting you guyz' downfalll...In other words,the next time you look at the quiet girl in your class DO NOT MAKE HER MAD!!!Usually,they're stuck in their own world and will gladly take you out just to keep their imagination goin and plotting someway to blow you all up.Especially people like me.Explosions are fun.And so is annoying people.
LOVE YA ALL EVEN YOU ALL DO SUCK!!!

I suck,you suck,your mom sucks,everyone sucks

Yeah,I hate my life somtimes.Every mornin I wake up to my mom yelling'DO YOU CHORES!!THIS HOUSE HASN'T BEEN CLEANED IN WEEKS!!!IDON'T CARE AS LONG AS THE HOUSE IS CLEANED!!!DO YOU THINK I CARE?!'And then she slaps me or my pets.Gawd,I hate calling them pets,I'm gonna start calling them my buddiez.Anyway,My dad will ground me for 3 months over nothin and my sisters both hate me,and then I have a rival at school.Rachel C.And my math teacher,Mrs.Wheasely.
My principal thinks I'm lazy and my monkey throws poo at me.
But other then that my life rox!!!
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This is why I'm animeobsessed
So,enough about my mediocre life,what about yours?
Eh,I don't really care.Do you know the pie song?
Do you like Pie?
I like Pie.
Pie.
Pie Pie.
Pie Pie Pie.
Pie Rocks!
I like Pie.
Pie I like.
Like I pie.
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Pi-3.14159265.......
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PIE=YUM!!

Bwah?!

For those of you who don't think I can see you,I can!!! Stop shaking your head and saying I'm nuts,and you stop masturbating!People can die of Masturbation!Masturbation makes you Gay!!!Do you know the story of this dude who did something and then got sent a huge jouney that was nearly impossible?!That what happens to people who don't belive me:They turn into emo,delusional peeps who can't think for themselves!Do you want this to happen to you?!
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O.K.,ignoring the skeptical dude with spikey hair,wwhat do you want?With the purple streaks?Are you into this yet?!Why not!!?!?!?*shakes you all wildly by the collar*WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SO WEIRD?!IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE KENNY TENNYSON POSTERS ALL OVER MY ROOM AND BATHROOM!?!?I'M NOT THAT WEIRD?!!?!?!?WHY ARE YOU STARIN AT ME LIKE THAT?!FINE*breaks down crying* I ate the last cookie!!*back to the wild shakin*I WAS HUNGRY?!?!?!?I NEEDED TO EAT!! I LOVE RACOONS T_T !!!
I really did that before,but only me and my friend were talking about cheese pizza,when this dude walks up behind me and I grab him by the collar and started sreaming'DO YOU LIKE PIZZA?!HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE PIZZA?!DO YOU HATE PIZZA?!HOW COULD YOU HATE PIZZA,YOU MONSTER!!!YOU CAN'T HATE PIZZA,I DEMAND YOU LIKE PIZZA!!!WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?!DO I SCARE YOU,HOW COULD I SCARE YOU?!?!?!?I'M CUTE AND ADORABLE'and he's like O_o,his eyes really bulged!He tried to call the cops on me but then I stole his cellphone and ran away and the next day,my friends like'WTF is wrong with you?!'and it turns out the dude was my math teacher's son....

What the?!

O.K.,so a month ago I'm searching for something new to watch,and I find something called 'Ben 10:Alien Force' and I'm like 'Ben 10?That sounds familiar...'so I look at it and I find out why,It's the sequel to Ben 10!Why am I telling you this?Because my life is worthless and I love to sing about Death and ponies.Not pony deaths,Death and Ponies!
Anyway,back to Ben 10.I search the fandom...and find out something life scarring....People effing write about Bwen,Bevin,Bax,Kevlie,and shiplie.Which is weird.So,I'm wondering what this all about so I look up Julie and find out that she and Ben are dating!And I'm like...'OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG BEN IS DATING SOMEONE OTHER THEN THE B*tch!NO MO KAI!!!'and then I faint cause I say OMG 100 other times.Then I'm like'Gwevin...What the F*ck is that?!'and look it up and I find the cutest thin

KEVIN AND GWEN SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S---something something something.
For all of you who don't give a sh*t about Ben 10,Yesterday I was playing a game when a Frisbee was getting closer and closer to me and I'm wondering'dude,why is that Frisbee getting closer and closer to me'and then it hit me.
LOVE YOU ALL!!! BYE!!! No,I don't love you,person sitting there saying'Wtf is wrong with this girl?!'
I CAN STILL SEE YOU!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrr~!

Yeah,the blogname.Obsessions,now you know why :D
CrazyGrmn means CrazyGerman.Cause I'm German!And Crazy!Ain't grande?!
I obsess over alotta things,Do you obsess over anything?Don't answer that,I don't care right now.I promise I'll care next week.Maybe.
Dude,this ain't got anything to do with anything,but I'm in a major bet with my friend,Kyle.Pirates Vs. Ninjas,so far i'm winning cause Ninjas rox!Now I want to here your responses!
Crazy for Pirates,or Obsessed over Ninjas?

Hey,the names Angel!Call me Shadow or Anime.
I don't really know what I'm doing,any suggestions?No?I thought so.
So um...........*coughs are heard in the background*
I'll start off by saying I'm a fangirl,not a yaoi fangirl,I Obsess Over boys,Anime and Real.I don't dress like most stereotypical fangirls though.I hate Stereotypes.In fact,if you did say I dressed as in any fangirl,You'd say I'm a yaoi fangirl.So Worng.
Love ya all!
Exept you eating the cheese and rolling the eyes!Yes,I see you!!
I know what you did last summer!!!