For those of you who don't think I can see you,I can!!! Stop shaking your head and saying I'm nuts,and you stop masturbating!People can die of Masturbation!Masturbation makes you Gay!!!Do you know the story of this dude who did something and then got sent a huge jouney that was nearly impossible?!That what happens to people who don't belive me:They turn into emo,delusional peeps who can't think for themselves!Do you want this to happen to you?!
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O.K.,ignoring the skeptical dude with spikey hair,wwhat do you want?With the purple streaks?Are you into this yet?!Why not!!?!?!?*shakes you all wildly by the collar*WHY DO YOU THINK I'M SO WEIRD?!IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE KENNY TENNYSON POSTERS ALL OVER MY ROOM AND BATHROOM!?!?I'M NOT THAT WEIRD?!!?!?!?WHY ARE YOU STARIN AT ME LIKE THAT?!FINE*breaks down crying* I ate the last cookie!!*back to the wild shakin*I WAS HUNGRY?!?!?!?I NEEDED TO EAT!! I LOVE RACOONS T_T !!!
I really did that before,but only me and my friend were talking about cheese pizza,when this dude walks up behind me and I grab him by the collar and started sreaming'DO YOU LIKE PIZZA?!HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE PIZZA?!DO YOU HATE PIZZA?!HOW COULD YOU HATE PIZZA,YOU MONSTER!!!YOU CAN'T HATE PIZZA,I DEMAND YOU LIKE PIZZA!!!WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH?!DO I SCARE YOU,HOW COULD I SCARE YOU?!?!?!?I'M CUTE AND ADORABLE'and he's like O_o,his eyes really bulged!He tried to call the cops on me but then I stole his cellphone and ran away and the next day,my friends like'WTF is wrong with you?!'and it turns out the dude was my math teacher's son....
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