I suck,you suck,your mom sucks,everyone sucks

Yeah,I hate my life somtimes.Every mornin I wake up to my mom yelling'DO YOU CHORES!!THIS HOUSE HASN'T BEEN CLEANED IN WEEKS!!!IDON'T CARE AS LONG AS THE HOUSE IS CLEANED!!!DO YOU THINK I CARE?!'And then she slaps me or my pets.Gawd,I hate calling them pets,I'm gonna start calling them my buddiez.Anyway,My dad will ground me for 3 months over nothin and my sisters both hate me,and then I have a rival at school.Rachel C.And my math teacher,Mrs.Wheasely.
My principal thinks I'm lazy and my monkey throws poo at me.
But other then that my life rox!!!
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This is why I'm animeobsessed
So,enough about my mediocre life,what about yours?
Eh,I don't really care.Do you know the pie song?
Do you like Pie?
I like Pie.
Pie.
Pie Pie.
Pie Pie Pie.
Pie Rocks!
I like Pie.
Pie I like.
Like I pie.
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Pi-3.14159265.......
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PIE=YUM!!